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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Shittin' On Slimy Lettuce

Hey guys;  just ordered a sausage Burrito from Mcdonald's.  The verdict: it sucks.  Don't get it.

I am now at taco bell, eating a beef and bean burrito for 89 cents. 

Beef and Bean burrito< Sausage Burrito<Skipping class like a boss

Anyways, I wanted to post this while I'm sitting here listening to it;

This track is by Nicki Minaj, it's titled "Shittin on em".  If you can find the actual music video, you'll see Nicki on stage, waving a dildo in front of her. ("If I had a dick, I'd whip it out and piss on em"). MMM, Nicki.  I know she's crazy as shit, but you know what they say about crazy girls...

check it guys.

Saturday, June 25, 2011


Hey guys.  Back again for more blogging glory..

Have been out and about lately, with a plethora of adventures that'd really only make sense to myself.

The most interesting thing to happen to me lately?  Sit on a toilet stoned, watching an ipad video for wii u 2.
haha, just kidding.

Nah, but I did roll my first decent j.  The j had TOBACCO IN IT, folks. It was pretty cool.

I used to detest 'dubstep', because it was 'mainstream bro', but I'm starting to grow a love for skillex's Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites'.  The melody in the voice he uses is amazing.  The rest of dubstep? Mostly shit.

Unfortunately to all your skrillex fans, Im not posting that song today.

My next favorite song for the week has been "Uffie - Ft. Pharrell" ADD. SUV- Arman Van Held Remix

Uffie's voice is perfectly synched to her image in this song, it gives it a mystical effect.  Couple Uffie's song with the sounding drums and the VENGA, and your good to go. The way the male artist in this song sings about ADD, describes my life perfectly.  Check the lyrics below.

Check the lyrics below.

Sometimes I wake up in my bed
And I don't know where I've been
Heart tells me I trip to a cloud nine
Headache says that things just take
I wake up in the valley of dolls and walls surrounding me
Blonde ambitions, offerin mother's little yellow (?) helpers

Helpers helpers, helpers

Country club martini crew
Extra olives just won't do
Valium makes your soul get higher
And enables faking fire
Queen bees lose to wasps
Ritalin filled debutante
when you don't like what you see
Hiding's easy in a SUV

Schizophrenic, photogenic
Psychogenic, hallucinogenic,
manic depressive aggressive
psycho warps are supersessive
attention deficit disorder
handheld casette recorder

ADD (yeah) ADD (yeah)
SUV (yeah) SUV (yeah)

Pharrell Williams
Uh I gotta call my friend
Wait a minute, what i say i gotta do again?
Minute to minute, i feel like i'm in
The movie momento but i don't have a pen
Wait a minute hey, hey
This the type of beat that make the ghetto girls play
Take a hit of haze, it's in the drain
You wish you seen p, man you know she couldn't hate
That ghetto p, and that ghetto cash
My ghetto eyes on her ghetto @ss
You probably wanna know what planet we on
Can't help if I see everything in neon

Schizophrenic, photogenic
Psychogenic, hallucinogenic,
manic depressive aggressive
psycho warps are supersessive
attention deficit disorder
handheld casette recorder

Pharrell Williams
I know they think that we have lost it
My mom keeps tellin me that I should stop it
See what I like and Im gon' cop it
............ sh!t, Im gon' top it
With the ADD makes you crazy me
They can't see, that's why they blame me
Tell the women hi, I dip and dive
I skip and fly, Im a different guy

When I open up my eyes
Sometimes I don't know where I've been
Heart tells me I trip to a cloud nine
Headache says that things just sit
I'm driving in the suv add takes over me
Cruise control, rights for powers
So the dolls can clear with nose powder
Pull up anekatips to another game
Their party host with a malibu barbie
Pretty in pink princesses, candy flowers, fresh bushes

(skateboard, mirwais)
(ed banger)
(busy p)

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Freshen UP

Okay guys, I admit it.  I am a consumerist to the max.  I will buy shit I don't even need, whenever I don't need it.     After that I will hate myself for the consequences later.

Speaking of consequences...where did my $80 go today?

Oh right, I blew it at the mall.  Lovely.

I can't say much interesting happened today, just general bullshitting around campus and playing pool.  Finals are tommorow, so it's crunchtime.

Speaking of crunch time.  Crunch on this next track I want to share.

This next track is a crunchy blend of funky saws and african sounding drums mixed with a bit of dubstep influence.  Check this out.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Shit happens.

Back with another jampacked action post festivities.  The other day a friend invited me to come smoke hookah with him and his buddies.  I knew they'd be pre gaming as always, so I brought one of my female friends over, (she was in dire need of a smoke).  What happens next?  Same thing you'd expect when 6 people crowd around a table and get smashed/fucked up.

booze, lots of booze.  Some dude was telling me how amazing it is in vietnam/thailand, and some crazy military stories.  By this point I was really fucked up, and bored.  They brought out this old looking hot sauce, and challenged me and my friend to try it.  Upon first glance I thought, "the fuck is this?!" It had a spider on the bottle, and said "NO SURVIVORS!"

This is the bottle; "Widow Hot Sauce-No Survivors"

So me and my friend put dabs on each of our fingers.  I had a pretty good sized amount, and he had a little bitch amount, so I made him re-dab.  We count to three, and I put the hot sauce in my mouth, while he holds out.  He laughs, and instantly I feel the heat piercing my skull.  Every part of my mouth hurt and burned, like there was no tommorow.  I grabbed the nearest four loko lemonade wannabe, and chugged it.  (Not a good idea, hot sauce + alcohol).

It was shit.  I ate a bunch of bread, and it wore off after time.  After we took our dabs, everyone else took a dab, (except my female friend), and I couldn't stand her being a vagina about it, so I pushed a finger filled dab into her teeth.  She was mmmmmmmmmmmmmad, bro.

Now everyones like "OH SHI".

Fun laughs we're had.

Anyway, the only other (ridiculous) thing to happen, was one of the guys snorting bread.  Yes, you read that right, a guy snorted bread.  but, electroexperience, how do you snort bread?  You chop it up into fine crumbs, take your nose down, and inhale.  My friend promised to show her tits if he snorted bread, so he was down.  He snorted it twice, with each of us getting a flash each time : ).

After that we left, and I almost punched my faggot friend, for making me take my friend home fucked up @ 5 in the morning.

Story times over;  The next track I have for the blog is a black chick shique dubstep inspired track, that kind of pertains to my life in some ways.  Cool vibe the girl has, check it OUT!

Damn, she's cute ; )

Also: MY FIRST $100 in adsense totals!  Thanks guys, keep supporting this blog : )

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Look at me now, look at me now.

Hey guys, been awhile since posting last.  Been overwhelmed, I have a major school work backup, not to mention a new copy of fallout new vegas ;).

Latest adventures?  Not much really.  Have toned down my thrillseeking in favor of books.  Eh, coolest thing to happen lately is me almost catching a Ipod Touch from a machine, for my birthday. Got Robbed, though.

Speaking of birthday, I got 22 happy birthdays on facebook.  Is anyone jelly?  I used to hate birthdays when people wouldn't say a damn thing to you, or forgot your birthday.  So if it's anyones birthday today, Happy Birthday.  Your awesome, and should celebrate every day you've been alive, not just the day you were born.

Anyway;  I haven't been listening to much house/electronica lately either.  I've been peeping Nicki Minaj's "Roman's Revenge", though. 

This is a pretty bomb fucking song, where Nicki Minaj and Eminem collaborate their "alter ego's" (slim shady, 'Roman' Nicky's alter ego), basically both of them making music expressing their angry personalities.

Everyone knows Nicki Minaj, and Eminem are fucking crazy.  Think I'm kidding?   Checkout where she's showcasing her 'alterego', to chelsea lately.  She's definitely a total "gangsta bitch".  I'll help take control of her ;)